LIFE

laugh-addict:

“You’re the same age you’ll have plenty in common” 

imfamousontumblr:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

thisdaysux:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

stylishirish:

dylan o’lyin

dylan o’cryin

dylan o’dyin

dylan bow’tyin

nawsike:

they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend

cuntpocolypse:

theniggaskaramazov:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OOP

stevensmizel:

i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth

aclorable:

*in drive through* yes id like a mcboyfriend